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Season II - Week 1 ▪ 2 ▪ 3 ▪ 4 ▪ 5 ▪ 6 ▪ 7

Week 3    
Game: Dazz (2-0) vs. Black Hawks (1-1) Dazz by 9
Analysis: If you thought it was tough for the Black Hawks in Week 2, well it doesn't get any easier in Week 3 for the team.  After a very impressive 32-0 win against the Hurricanes in Week 1 the Black Hawks were smashed by the Flush in Week 2.  Of course not having a full squad would contribute to that beating, but...well no buts, I'm sure the team is good but they are a bunch of rookies, up against a very good Dazz team led by Jamal Seetram and Samantha "I'm gonna git you sucka" Illas.  This girl is everywhere!!!!! Wow.  Other than that I'm not sure what else to say, therefore I won't....
Final: 27 - 12 Dazz  


 

Week 3    
Game: Hurricanes (1-1) vs. Infinity (1-1) Infinity by 3
Analysis: Got to go with Infinity in this one.  QB Xavier Overton-El has lost four straight, including two male and two coed games and I just can't see the QB losing another.  It's funny because they seemed to have hung tough with Dazz but just couldn't get over the hump, although Infinity is too be commended on coming back from an 18-0 deficit to only lose by 7.  The Hurricanes avenged their playoff loss to Entourage a season ago by knocking off the team, just barely in Week 2.  And although Gidney and Shinn are back in action, I still like Overton-El to get the job done in this one.  Both teams' ladies are about equal and the team that gets the most production from their girls will win this one and as you already see who I've picked to win...that means I'm putting my faith in the Infinity girls, Nat, Deb, and Amber to come up big and get it done!!!
Final: 19 - 16 Infinity  


 

Week 3    
Game: Entourage (1-1) vs. Royal Flush (2-0) Royal Flush by 13
Analysis: The Flush are 2-0 against the Entourage, including a whopping 42-6 blowout in the Conference East Finals from a season ago.  I just don't see them losing this one either.  Yes, the Entourage are revamped and picked up a super edition in Dominique Boykin...but did you see what the Flush did even without Marcus Cole at the helm.  Speaking of Marcus Cole, the veteran QB may be unable to go in this one, let alone the season, after a serious groin injury that we're keeping a close eye on.  I wish I could give a scouting report on how to stop the high powered offense of the Flush, but even if I did, you would still have to try and stop it and well, that's a tough task that only last season's champion the Gobblers and the South runner Dazz have been able to do.  But I do know one thing about this game...MC+MB=GOOD! (inside joke)
Final: 38 - 15 Royal Flush  


 

Week 3    
Game: Mavericks (0-2) vs. Dozen Bastard (2-0) Dozen Bastards by 12
Analysis: If Devin Harris and his Mavericks could close teams out...the team would have a winning record.  They lost three last season in the final seconds of the game and thus far this season, their 0-2 record have come from a last minute loss to the Flush after being ahead late and most recently to the Joans after coming back to take the game into overtime.  But against the Dozen Bastards, the Mavericks may not have a chance to close out this team, because if the Bastards continue to play like they've been playing this one may be over before it even gets started.  The Bastards have scored more points than other team this season and the Bastards defense is proving to be the stingiest in the League.  Some critics are asking us to look at the competition, but a win is a win, and a big win is a big win.  So it is what it is and the team is good.  But as always I am always I am looking to be proven wrong and I love an upset. 
Final: 37 - 20 Dozen Bastards  


 

Week 3    
Game: The Melting Pot (0-2) vs. Average Joans (1-1) Average Joans by 8
Analysis: Okay, let's see if anyone listens...actually let's see if The Melting Pot listens.  Guys...either find a QB or with the QBs you have, please stop allowing them to throw the ball more than 10 yards....you can't throw four interceptions a game and expect to compete.  You guys are just throwing it up in the air and hoping someone in a pink shirt catches it.  Hopefully you've realized by now, that's not going to work in this League.  The players are too good!  Please keep your passes to 10 yards and under...no one on your team has the QB arm or mentality to put the ball deep, but maybe you can drive down the field.  Most everything I've seen you guys throw from the film is thrown into double and triple coverage.  Playing against the Joans you will have to minimize those mistakes...Joans' Captain and last season interception John Branch will pick all of those and take'em to the house.  The Joans look like they may have found a QB themselves in Matt Martin, who on several occasions in relief of the normal starting QB for the Joes and now the Joans has been awesome.
Final: 24 - 6 Average Joans  


 

Week 3    
Game: Black Hawks (1-1) vs. Dozen Bastards (2-0) Dozen Bastards by 4
Analysis: I'll say this now....although the Bastards are favored to win, because I do have a boss to answer too....my gut really is for the Black Hawks...mainly because it looks like these guys have some athletes.  But the Bastards have the chemistry.  So my debate is ATHLETICISM vs. CHEMISTRY.  Now before you Bastards get your panties in a bunch...haha...no pun intended...I'm not saying you don't have athletes, but I've seen the Hawks team.  Now if they (Hawks) all show up this could be a game.  This will also give a us a chance to see how each team fairs in a double header as this is the first for each team in their franchises' history.  Wait, I didn't finish my debate...I'm going with Athleticism in my heart but chemistry in my pick.
Final: 34 - 30 Dozen Bastards